"She my sweet little thing. She my pride and joy." - You, describing your 79 to everyone who didn't ask.
It's impossible to feel the blues when you're breaking 80 from the blues. That's exactly what will happen when you wear this cool-side-of-the-color-wheel, soft and stretchy polo for your next round.
Remember the golden rule: If you're wearing floral, expect birdies plural.
